TONIGHT!!! On the Season Premiere of The Bachelor…

Tonight is the much anticipated season premiere of “The Bachelor” featuring Sean Lowe.

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You know, the Sean that is an insurance agent AND model from Texas with the good family values and the desire for babies. The Sean that has America swooning. The Sean that Emily Maynard dumped.

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Emily. Oh…… Emily.

While I still have somewhat of a lady crush on her, I now think she is somewhat of an idiot.

She sent Sean home in her season of “The Bachelorette ” and decided to keep Jef With One F and Arie, ultimately accepting a proposal from Jef With One F.

Really?

REALLY!?

You can read my opinion on these two here and see that clearly, I wasn’t gunning for either of these two hooligans.

Yep, I just said hooligans.

Now that obviously didn’t work out well for her and I do wonder if maaaaybe it’s not completely the guys’ fault for these relationships ending.

While I am sure there are things ABC didn’t show about Sean during Emily’s season that would make him less desireable, from what they did show he seemed to be “THE Catch,” if not solely for that amazingly awesome play house in his parents’ backyard that every young girl would just love.

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I mean clearly she wasn’t thinking straight.

Oh wait. Now it’s coming back to me. He DID attack Emily’s face with this horrendous kiss which honestly might send any girl a-packing.

Let’s just hope he saw himself on camera and decided to fix that nightmare STAT or else he will be standing solo on that flowery pedestal in the end.

But, because she did send Sean home we now get to watch his love story unfold and only hope there is at least one decent gal in the bunch for that happy ending we all desire.

SIDENOTE: I did happen to notice that Emily follows Sean on Instagram, even liking the  photos of him holding adorable babies and just being all wholesome and whatnot, and he, in fact, does not follow Emily in return. Sorry, girl! Too late for that tail!

But let me be the first to say, after looking up this season’s cast and completely judging on pictures alone, none of these girls jumped out at me like Emily did when she made her first appearance on Brad Womack’s season of “The Bachelor.”

Once I saw her I knew she was “the one.”  And I just didn’t get that initial feeling this time around.

Here are the pics I was perusing yesterday from this site.

She might just be one of my faves. Laid back, yet a  tad trendy without  trying too hard.

Maybe it’s a bad photo, or maybe she is just too squinty for me. I can’t see what is behind those eyes…

Ohhhhhhhhh boy.

Seems sweet. I could probably like her..

I think I may have another top contender here.  Conservative, stylish, cute.  But her eyes are sending mixed signals.

Oooo, looking a little too competitive for me. She means war!

Doesn’t quite look all there…

Cute. I might just like her. Maybe a little young?

Looks pretty wholesome… could go pretty far…

Yeah. This gal has a bit too much spunk  for this Bachelor…

Helloooooooo Mom jeans.

Seems fun and flirty. Could probably kick his ass…

Ooo… looks like a bit of drama here…

Pretty…. may go decently far…

Oh you’re just going to get trampled, you poor thing, you.

A little too perky for my taste

Not sure when I became such a jeans expert… but…… no.

And here’s the token sex appeal girl…

BAH! The JEANS! And holy white teeth!

Sassy and she knows it. Conflict queen.

Mrs. Competitive.

Lovin’ the style, seems nice..hate the

I see her as the one who everyone gossips to..kind of like a little sister..

I see some sass in this one!

AND, I did read that there is a mystery girl coming on the show which has just got to be a girl from a previous season.

If it’s Emily I will just give up.

Sorry, I am still a fan of her, but she had her chance.

Alright, Sean. With all of the constant football on recently I NEED some good trash TV and I now look forward to Monday nights so that I can just mush on the couch in my spit-stained yoga pants and hoping these wacky ladies provide some decent humor.

So, what I guess I am saying is.. don’t disappoint!

Happy Monday!