You know that wet, fierce, squirty- fart sound that a baby makes when he/she poops?
It’s the sound where you immediately know it’s time for a diaper change. But maybe you decide to wait a minute more because you know the instant you slap on a new diaper, more poo is going to squirt out…
And then more poo DOES squirt out… and you think… “Aha! Smart me! Saved myself there!”
But then you feel a warm, wet sensation against your chest as the baby was in a baby carrier while all of this occurred….
And you think… “Oh…. Sh*t….”
And you slowly undo the baby carrier and peel the baby away from your chest, hoping… praying….
And this is what you find.
Sick. Thanks, Cal.
And once cleaned up and changed, this is what you get….
Except I am not so sure I agree with the “best little brother” part right about now…
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