{"id":8743,"date":"2014-10-27T06:00:49","date_gmt":"2014-10-27T13:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ladyslittleloves.com\/?p=8743"},"modified":"2014-10-27T06:00:49","modified_gmt":"2014-10-27T13:00:49","slug":"creepy-hair-enabler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2014\/10\/creepy-hair-enabler.html","title":{"rendered":"The Creepy Hair Enabler"},"content":{"rendered":"
I admit it.<\/p>\n
I am embarrassed to admit it.<\/p>\n
But, I admit it.<\/p>\n
I shared a LONG time ago about how Cal is a Creepy Hair Hoarder.\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n <\/a> <\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n And how I thought it was cute and endearing, and only slightly creepy.<\/p>\n Well…. he still does it. \u00a0But that’s not what I am admitting, here.<\/p>\n Instead of reaching for those sensitive back-of-the-head hairs that no longer hurt when pulled out because my head is immune, he is now old enough to ask for it.<\/p>\n And after a long day when I am \u00a0wiped out and all I want is for him to go to bed peacefully, he holds his hand up in the air and asks for one of my hairs, and I do the unthinkable…<\/p>\n Something that might creep you out even more than you already are.<\/p>\n I rip out my own hair.<\/p>\n To give to my son.<\/p>\n So he can hold it.<\/p>\n While he sleeps.<\/p>\n And when he does so he sleeps sound without even so much as a whimper as I am leaving the room.<\/p>\n And you are now officially creeped-out and are never going to read this blog again.<\/p>\n Sorry I lost ya. But I get it. Thanks for sticking by me for that long, anyway!<\/p>\n I am THE<\/em> Creepy Hair Enabler.<\/p>\n The mom who is going bald to appease her son.<\/p>\n The mom who is now going to be known around the schools as the one responsible for why her son is hoarding hair in his backpack.<\/p>\n Or why he only dates women with long, bountiful locks.<\/p>\n Or why his wife sleeps in a separate bed because he pulls out her hair at night!<\/p>\n Oh man.<\/p>\n Look what I am doing, here!<\/p>\n It needs to stop.<\/p>\n I know this.<\/p>\n Which is why I am admitting this to you here today. To put it out there that I am The Creepy Hairy Mama and from here on out, I will be The Creepy Hairy Mama No More.<\/p>\n So if you happen to see me out and about, go ahead and point to your own head of hair and wag the finger of shame at me and I will be reminded to stay strong and not give in to The Creepy Hair Hoarder.<\/p>\n Thanks for stopping by. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I admit it. I am embarrassed to admit it. But, I admit it. I shared a LONG time ago about how Cal is a Creepy Hair Hoarder.\u00a0 And how I thought it was cute and endearing, and only slightly creepy. Well…. he still does it. \u00a0But that’s not what I am admitting, here. Instead […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\n