{"id":8609,"date":"2014-09-30T06:00:44","date_gmt":"2014-09-30T13:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ladyslittleloves.com\/?p=8609"},"modified":"2014-09-30T06:00:44","modified_gmt":"2014-09-30T13:00:44","slug":"craziest-kind-campout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2014\/09\/craziest-kind-campout.html","title":{"rendered":"The Battle of the Crazies Campout – aka Kindergarten Registration"},"content":{"rendered":"

After The Hubby and I had put an offer on our house we learned about The Kingergarten Campout.<\/p>\n

THE<\/em> kindergarten campout.<\/p>\n

The one you have to do if you want your kid to go to the school you are zoned for.<\/p>\n

Confusing, right?<\/p>\n

Apparently when the school was built about seven years ago it was only built to occupy the amount of current children in the area. not anticipating growth.<\/p>\n

Well, naturally, the area has grown and the school is not big enough to accommodate everyone.<\/p>\n

So their solution?<\/p>\n

Grownup Hunger Games.<\/p>\n

A battle of the parents.<\/p>\n

Every man\/woman for him\/hersellf.<\/p>\n

Their solution is a first come, first serve basis.<\/p>\n

Kindergarten registration is October 1st at 8:00 am \u00a0(for the following school year!!) which means the earlier you line up, the better chance you have of getting in.<\/p>\n

Which means parents are lining up Black Friday style.<\/p>\n

I am talking NOON the day before!<\/p>\n

Parents start driving by early in the morning and once someone lines up, word spreads like wild fire.<\/p>\n

Technically you’re not supposed to line up until 3:00 when school gets out, but that never happens.<\/p>\n

So what are people supposed to do who work? Or who have their kids with them all day? Make them wait in line with them?<\/p>\n

“Oh, sorry sweetheart, no, you can’t use the potty. It’s do or die!”<\/p>\n

It’s really quite ridiculous.<\/p>\n

So what I had to do was to reserve my mother-in-law in advance to watch the kids while I drive by like a madwoman and then line up with my camping chair and vodka<\/del> a book and stay OVERNIGHT.<\/p>\n

Yeah.<\/p>\n

What I have heard to be protocol is for the women to take the day\/evening shift and then the men come for the overnight portion.<\/p>\n

Some have tents. Some have air mattresses. Some freeze balls.<\/p>\n

This is a photo a friend sent me from last year.<\/p>\n

\"camp\"<\/a><\/p>\n

So, that is what TODAY\/TONIGHT is for us. So while you are reading this, I am either wasting gas or my buns are parked on a sidewalk.<\/p>\n

Nice way to bring the community together, right?<\/p>\n

I mean, am I going to be trampled by Mama Mary or Fierce Freida?<\/p>\n

Oh, and what about the kids who don’t make the cut? They are bussed to the zoned elementary school and then get on ANOTHER bus and are taken to another<\/em> school further north. Thus, being on a bus for close to an hour.<\/p>\n

Lame-sauce. And no way are my kids are doing that. Or rather, no way I am driving that far every day.<\/p>\n

I will let you know how it all goes down!<\/p>\n

Have a great day! And for entertainment purposes, why don’t you tell me something interesting? I could probably use the entertainment!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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