{"id":7931,"date":"2014-07-21T06:54:41","date_gmt":"2014-07-21T13:54:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ladyslittleloves.com\/?p=7931"},"modified":"2018-12-09T17:53:39","modified_gmt":"2018-12-09T17:53:39","slug":"bach-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2014\/07\/bach-2.html","title":{"rendered":"Open Chesty Coral Pants- Bachelorette Recap 9"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hello! Welcome to yet another bachelorette recap. I’m just going to jump right in and get started, here!<\/p>\n

The episode begins with Andi de-robing on the beach and laying down like a golden goddess in the sand.<\/p>\n

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And it makes me shudder.<\/p>\n

Can you imagine doing that on national television?<\/p>\n

(Shudder)<\/p>\n

Andi then starts the day with a one-on-one date with Nick and they (damn you, ABC) take a helicopter ride around the Dominican Republic and land on an island.<\/p>\n

The first thing they do upon arrival is de-robe (Again!) and straddle each other in the water. And I can’t help but think of my mother, here. Like I would NEVER do this knowing she would be watching. Oye!<\/p>\n

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Then Andi brings up his past relationships since his family told her that he was heartbroken over a previous girl. And he plays it off that he was ignorant and that he really didn’t know love until now. \u00a0Except he can’t spit out the fact that loves her (or claims to) and to break the awkwardness they snorkel.<\/p>\n

That night Nick wears coral pants and busts out a story he wrote for Andi. More like a fairytale. In coral pants.<\/p>\n

Now, I am down with some color. But coral pants on a dude is a new thing for me. And it took me a second glance to realize it’s just not working.<\/p>\n

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His story is legit, though, with crayon art to accomplish. And surprisingly he can actually draw.<\/p>\n

And my first reaction was Pff, come on, now.<\/p>\n

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And then he keeps reading and I think “Awwww, I want a book!”<\/p>\n

This love story earns him a key to the fantasy suite.<\/p>\n

Well played, Nick, well played.<\/p>\n

He then takes her behind a tree and tells her he loves her. And then whispers his loves into her ear and she grabs the pockets of his pants to pull him closer. This girl is smitten.<\/p>\n

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Next up is the date with Josh Cubin and they explore Santa Domingo. And Cubin’s shirt is just WAY too open for me. Like I’d slap my husband if he ever showed up with a shirt like that.<\/p>\n

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They dance awfully in the streets, drink some aphrodisiac-type sex drink in hopes of a good night later, Cubin speaks Spanish and it’s hot, and then he laughs, which is SO not. Like i almost can’t stand it.<\/p>\n

(Turn your volume up)<\/p>\n

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