{"id":339,"date":"2012-02-23T19:48:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-23T15:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ladyslittleloves.com\/2012\/02\/the-swimsuit-issue.html"},"modified":"2018-12-09T17:53:45","modified_gmt":"2018-12-09T17:53:45","slug":"the-swimsuit-issue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/02\/the-swimsuit-issue.html","title":{"rendered":"The Swimsuit Issue"},"content":{"rendered":"

For part of my husband’s 30th birthday, I ordered him a subscription to Sports Illustrated. This magazine comes once a week and he seems to enjoy them. Harmless, right?<\/p>\n

One thing I completely forgot about when deciding to get this for him was The Swimsuit Issue<\/i>. You know, the one that has nothing to do with sports, and instead features half-naked women caressing themselves on the beach.<\/p>\n

I just happened to be the one who got the mail a few days ago and discovered the extra-thick mag. So when I walked in the door I thought I’d take a gander to see what the “fuss” was all about with this “special” issue.<\/p>\n

“Athletes in Bodypaint”- OoOoo, you don’t say??
“Beauties and the Beats”- I am SURE is an interesting article.
“18 Models,” “150+ Photos,” and “6 Rookies”- Who could resist THAT!? Especially the gal with the skull and crossbones covering her hoo-ha??<\/p>\n

Uhhhh, I know someone who definitely could!!!<\/p>\n

\u00a0Well, normally such a thing wouldn’t really<\/i> bother me, but this pregnant mama just doesn’t want these women staring back at her at this time. And she definitely doesn’t want them staring at the husband who has to live with this whale mama.<\/p>\n

So, what did I do?<\/p>\n

I threw it away. Yyyyyyeeeeeeep. Goodbye Kate Upton and your big mumbly jumblies. Audios Bar Rafaeli and “friends.” And sayonara naked girls slathered in body paint! P.S.- I could totally see your nips! \u00a0Not such a convincing paint-job now, eh? Or… was that the point?<\/p>\n

The hubby didn’t even know the mag ever came in the mail. And still doesn’t. Well. He might now. But, I bought them, right?<\/p>\n

I see no harm done here!<\/p>\n

Happy Thursday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

For part of my husband’s 30th birthday, I ordered him a subscription to Sports Illustrated. This magazine comes once a week and he seems to enjoy them. Harmless, right? One thing I completely forgot about when deciding to get this for him was The Swimsuit Issue. You know, the one that has nothing to do […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"yoast_head":"\nThe Swimsuit Issue - Living with Lady<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/02\/the-swimsuit-issue.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"The Swimsuit Issue - Living with Lady\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"For part of my husband’s 30th birthday, I ordered him a subscription to Sports Illustrated. This magazine comes once a week and he seems to enjoy them. Harmless, right? One thing I completely forgot about when deciding to get this for him was The Swimsuit Issue. You know, the one that has nothing to do […]\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/02\/the-swimsuit-issue.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Living with Lady\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2012-02-23T15:48:00+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2018-12-09T17:53:45+00:00\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Lady\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Lady\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/02\/the-swimsuit-issue.html#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/02\/the-swimsuit-issue.html\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Lady\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/#\/schema\/person\/99b8cabd7aee61f28c270748c0fc2ef8\"},\"headline\":\"The Swimsuit Issue\",\"datePublished\":\"2012-02-23T15:48:00+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2018-12-09T17:53:45+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/02\/the-swimsuit-issue.html\"},\"wordCount\":297,\"commentCount\":0,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/#organization\"},\"articleSection\":[\"Life\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/02\/the-swimsuit-issue.html#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/02\/the-swimsuit-issue.html\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/02\/the-swimsuit-issue.html\",\"name\":\"The Swimsuit Issue - Living with Lady\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2012-02-23T15:48:00+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2018-12-09T17:53:45+00:00\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/02\/the-swimsuit-issue.html#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/02\/the-swimsuit-issue.html\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/02\/the-swimsuit-issue.html#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"The Swimsuit Issue\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/\",\"name\":\"Living with Lady\",\"description\":\"\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/#organization\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Organization\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/#organization\",\"name\":\"Living with Lady\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/\",\"logo\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/cropped-Logo-e1544308136491.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/cropped-Logo-e1544308136491.jpg\",\"width\":500,\"height\":246,\"caption\":\"Living with Lady\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\"}},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/#\/schema\/person\/99b8cabd7aee61f28c270748c0fc2ef8\",\"name\":\"Lady\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/9f43daa603479eeb3f82673642d317ae?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/9f43daa603479eeb3f82673642d317ae?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"Lady\"},\"description\":\"I am a crafting, baking, party planning, organizing wife and mother. This is me sharing my every-day life. Let's be friends.\",\"sameAs\":[\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\"],\"url\":\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/author\/smorscheck\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"The Swimsuit Issue - Living with Lady","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/02\/the-swimsuit-issue.html","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"The Swimsuit Issue - Living with Lady","og_description":"For part of my husband’s 30th birthday, I ordered him a subscription to Sports Illustrated. This magazine comes once a week and he seems to enjoy them. Harmless, right? One thing I completely forgot about when deciding to get this for him was The Swimsuit Issue. You know, the one that has nothing to do […]","og_url":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/02\/the-swimsuit-issue.html","og_site_name":"Living with Lady","article_published_time":"2012-02-23T15:48:00+00:00","article_modified_time":"2018-12-09T17:53:45+00:00","author":"Lady","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Lady","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/02\/the-swimsuit-issue.html#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/02\/the-swimsuit-issue.html"},"author":{"name":"Lady","@id":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/#\/schema\/person\/99b8cabd7aee61f28c270748c0fc2ef8"},"headline":"The Swimsuit Issue","datePublished":"2012-02-23T15:48:00+00:00","dateModified":"2018-12-09T17:53:45+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/02\/the-swimsuit-issue.html"},"wordCount":297,"commentCount":0,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/#organization"},"articleSection":["Life"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/02\/the-swimsuit-issue.html#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/02\/the-swimsuit-issue.html","url":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/02\/the-swimsuit-issue.html","name":"The Swimsuit Issue - Living with Lady","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/#website"},"datePublished":"2012-02-23T15:48:00+00:00","dateModified":"2018-12-09T17:53:45+00:00","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/02\/the-swimsuit-issue.html#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/02\/the-swimsuit-issue.html"]}]},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/02\/the-swimsuit-issue.html#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"The Swimsuit Issue"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/#website","url":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/","name":"Living with Lady","description":"","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/#organization"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/#organization","name":"Living with Lady","url":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/cropped-Logo-e1544308136491.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/cropped-Logo-e1544308136491.jpg","width":500,"height":246,"caption":"Living with Lady"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/"}},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/#\/schema\/person\/99b8cabd7aee61f28c270748c0fc2ef8","name":"Lady","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/9f43daa603479eeb3f82673642d317ae?s=96&d=mm&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/9f43daa603479eeb3f82673642d317ae?s=96&d=mm&r=g","caption":"Lady"},"description":"I am a crafting, baking, party planning, organizing wife and mother. This is me sharing my every-day life. Let's be friends.","sameAs":["https:\/\/livingwithlady.com"],"url":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/author\/smorscheck"}]}},"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=339"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19500,"href":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339\/revisions\/19500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}