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Once again, I enjoyed another memorable evening with my husband watching The Bachelor, or “The Bach” as we like to call it.<\/p>\n

I realize not everyone watches this show, but those of you who do might know what I am talking about in regards to Monday night’s episode.<\/p>\n

Here are our thoughts throughout the show:<\/p>\n

On Ben’s first date in Switzerland with Nicki, though we call her “Texas” because we can can’t seem to remember her name, you’ll never guess what they did…… They went on a…NOTHER freakin’ helicopter ride! What is this, the 28th time Ben has been in a helicopter this season? He’s got to be sick of them by now…<\/p>\n

Has anyone else noticed HOW MUCH Ben and his women say “Right?” It’s constantly, “I know, right?” “Right!!” “Today was an incredible day.” “Right!?!?” “You’re so right!” “No, YOU’RE so right!” It’s a continuous “Right right” loopdy loop and it’s dang annoying!<\/p>\n

Then the hubby asks, “How many farts do you think he [Ben] held in over the show? His stomach must <\/i>be upset the whole time.”<\/p>\n

And of course they also give the close-up shots of Ben kissing his ladies, and this gets the hubby and I every time. Ben has, what we like to call, the “Grouper Lip .” His bottom lip swallows the mouth of his ladies and we can’t help but laugh at this, even to the point where we are mimicking the Grouper Lip kiss to one another from across the room, and then demonstrating our impression of it on<\/i> one another\u00a0a midst\u00a0 a sea of giggles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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We also think it’d be quite comical if they all caught Mono from all of the spit swapping they do.<\/p>\n

Man, we love this show!<\/p>\n

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