{"id":287,"date":"2012-05-02T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-02T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ladyslittleloves.com\/2012\/05\/he-peed-on-me.html"},"modified":"2018-12-09T00:27:34","modified_gmt":"2018-12-09T00:27:34","slug":"he-peed-on-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/05\/he-peed-on-me.html","title":{"rendered":"He Peed On Me."},"content":{"rendered":"
I still struggle when changing Little Man’s diaper. I mean, it’s actual <\/i>work when changing the thing!<\/div>\n
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\u00a0His little frog legs extend to and fro in no such predictable manner; he’s crying half the time, which just heightens my anxiety and makes my blood pressure skyrocket; I am trying to keep his little man part covered so that we aren’t doused in pee, but I have yet to discover a method that works for me as everything either falls or gets kicked off; and all of this is happening while trying to wipe up poo and get cream and a diaper on his bum.<\/div>\n
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Madness!<\/div>\n
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Today, I was very close to being finished as I was grasping for the last little tab to secure everything in place when I heard the<\/i> sound. The one you do not want to hear after going through ALL of that and being so close to the finish line.<\/div>\n
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That wet, squirty, farty sound of your babe pushing out another drippy doodoo.<\/div>\n
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GGgggrrrrr.<\/div>\n
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So off that diaper went and I quickly wiped his bum, applied cream, and a new diaper was then placed underneath him right as more poo shot out.<\/div>\n
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Oooookay.<\/div>\n
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THAT diaper was removed, his bum wiped, cream applied, and ANOTHER diaper was placed under his bum as I juggled his now super jittery frog legs and keeping the peepee teepee in place. I knew my time was limited and I needed to keep moving quickly before I was going to pay for it. I couldn’t stop staring at his wee wee. Praying nothing would come out.<\/div>\n
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It was like looking down the barrel of a gun.<\/div>\n
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“I am so close! Come on buddy, work with me here!”<\/div>\n