{"id":242,"date":"2012-07-20T18:50:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-20T14:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ladyslittleloves.com\/2012\/07\/he-went-there.html"},"modified":"2018-12-09T00:27:32","modified_gmt":"2018-12-09T00:27:32","slug":"he-went-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/07\/he-went-there.html","title":{"rendered":"He Went There&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><\/div>\n<div>You know that wet, fierce, squirty- fart sound that a baby makes when he\/she poops?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>It&#8217;s the sound where you immediately know it&#8217;s time for a diaper change. But maybe you decide to wait a minute more because you know the instant you slap on a new diaper, more poo is going to squirt out&#8230;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>And then more poo DOES squirt out&#8230; and you think&#8230; &#8220;Aha! Smart me! Saved myself there!&#8221;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>But then you feel a warm, wet sensation against your chest as the baby was in a baby carrier while all of this occurred&#8230;.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>And you think&#8230; &#8220;Oh&#8230;. Sh*t&#8230;.&#8221;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>And you slowly undo the baby carrier and peel the baby away from your chest, hoping&#8230; praying&#8230;.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>And this is what you find.<\/div>\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-gXxTX2GDZ4M\/UANTMyoh-lI\/AAAAAAAADRo\/9sZgZuCKXb4\/s1600\/DSC05453.JPG\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-gXxTX2GDZ4M\/UANTMyoh-lI\/AAAAAAAADRo\/9sZgZuCKXb4\/s320\/DSC05453.JPG?resize=212%2C320\" width=\"212\" height=\"320\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-Y4lxd9wVSyc\/UANTgxarXbI\/AAAAAAAADRw\/shOoTcR3O3U\/s1600\/DSC05455.JPG\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-Y4lxd9wVSyc\/UANTgxarXbI\/AAAAAAAADRw\/shOoTcR3O3U\/s320\/DSC05455.JPG?resize=212%2C320\" width=\"212\" height=\"320\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div>Sick. 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