What STRANGER gives a TWO-year old CANDY at the post office!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?<\/p>\n
I had to run to the post office last minute yesterday to over-night a package for The Hubby. Because it was\u00a0dreadfully hot, I put Gwyn in a nighty dress to stay cool while\u00a0in the house, so as we were rushing out\u00a0the door\u00a0I slapped a pair of shorts on that girl, tucked in the nighty and called it good. <\/p>\n
I, still in a pair of gym shorts and old t-shirt with a ratty ponytail, decided “oh well” and put the kiddos in the car and off we went. I had thirty minutes to get the package there and didn’t want to chance it. <\/p>\n
I\u00a0addressed the package while waiting in line with Gwyn standing a couple of feet behind me. As my turn approached, I began to walk to the counter and noticed Gwyn wasn’t following me. I looked over and noticed the stranger behind me staring while Gwyn walked up to me with an awkwardly mischevious\u00a0smile on her face. <\/p>\n
I looked in her hands and she was holding an unidentifiable piece of candy. My guess is that it was a Mamba, which is a big chewy piece of candy. Something my two year old cannot chew through, therefore also making it a choking hazard. Not that I’d ever let her eat ANYTHING from a stranger!<\/p>\n
Besides at Halloween….. I suppose…. But that’s beside the point!<\/p>\n
So of course I took the candy away as she was unwrapping it, causing a huge meltdown.<\/p>\n
“Me have it! Me have it, please! Me have iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt….”<\/p>\n
And of course Cal had to chime in too, screaming in my ear. <\/p>\n
Boy, were we a sight. <\/p>\n
Toddler\u00a0scream-crying while pulling at my shirt trying to get the candy from my hand, Cal screaming from his carseat as I try swinging him back and forth, all while trying to fill out a form and answer the post office man’s questions. <\/p>\n
I didn’t hear a dang word he said. <\/p>\n
And by the time we left, a long line had formed behind us, all watching our spectacle.<\/p>\n
Thanfully everyone settled down on the car ride home… but if given the chance, I think I would like to throat chop that crackhead stranger lady.<\/p>\n
Thanks for making my day super duper!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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