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I need a “Baby on Board” sign in my car.
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Except, I need it for the opposite<\/i> reason most people have them in their cars.<\/p>\n
People who normally have one of those are saying to other drivers, “The reason I am going\u00a0ridiculously\u00a0slow and driving exceptionally carefully is because I am a first-time parent and need a sticker in my window so that I don’t get flipped off as people pass me.”<\/p>\n
Because who would flip off a parent driving carefully with kids in the car?<\/p>\n
But like I said before, I need one of these in my own car. Except I need one saying something to people who are going under<\/i> the speed limit like, “Get the heck out of my way! I have a screaming baby in my car that only seems to escalate with each additional passing second, which is why I am now going (just a little!) faster than the speed limit and flipping you<\/i> off as I’m cursing at you in my head with my blood pressure on full blast as I finally pass you.”<\/p>\n
Because who would get mad at someone passing them with a screaming baby in the car?<\/p>\n
Maybe there should be special flashers on the cars that contain infants…<\/p>\n
I can only dislocate my arm trying to find the binky in the carseat behind me for so long, and if you’re wondering why the brakes are being pumped as a red light approaches… it’s because the car must. not. ever. stop. Constant movement or else all hell breaks loose.<\/p>\n
Again, I think the “Baby on Board” sign would explain this to fellow drivers who see the constant wear and tear being put on the car brakes.<\/p>\n
So if you suddenly see one of these in my car, get outta my way!!!<\/p>\n
Happy Tuesday!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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