{"id":1782,"date":"2013-04-30T19:29:06","date_gmt":"2013-04-30T15:29:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ladyslittleloves.com\/?p=1782"},"modified":"2018-12-09T00:27:22","modified_gmt":"2018-12-09T00:27:22","slug":"i-thought-that-was-only-in-the-movies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2013\/04\/i-thought-that-was-only-in-the-movies.html","title":{"rendered":"I Thought That Was Only in the Movies&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know when you see kids do gross\/strange things in movies and \u00a0you&#8217;re like, &#8220;pff, that doesn&#8217;t <em>really<\/em> happen&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I put Gwyneth down for a nap a few days ago and heard the usual singing that occurs before falling asleep.\u00a0Except \u00a0instead of silence after a few minutes, I heard screaming and crying and a long stream of sentences I couldn&#8217;t make out.<\/p>\n<p>I rushed into her room and she was standing on the bed screaming about how a gummy was stuck<em><strong> in<\/strong><\/em> her nose.<\/p>\n<p>Gwyn gets a vitamin gummy every day before nap time. She usually savors it by taking itty bitty bites, but I guess this time she thought it&#8217;d be a genius idea to taste it via her left nostril.<\/p>\n<p>I quickly grabbed a butt wipe and instructed her to blow it out of her nose. But since the kid can&#8217;t blow her nose yet, it took me showing her several times, only to have her hold the wipe up to her nose while blowing air out of her mouth \u00a0making a &#8220;blowing&#8221; sound.<\/p>\n<p>Not working.<\/p>\n<p>More crying.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t know what else to do, so after doing a 360 -degree circle looking for some kind of answer, I stuck my pinky finger up her nose.<\/p>\n<p>I did pause a second before doing so, realizing that by doing this I could be jamming whatever object was up there even further, but my daughter honestly has nostrils on the larger side and I thought if I went slow, I could maybe feel how far up there it was.<\/p>\n<p>So, in the finger went and I swooped all around while we both kind-of looked at each other like I was invading a total private area, but I felt nothing.<\/p>\n<p>Again, up the finger went, swooping all around while thinking &#8220;doesn&#8217;t this only happen in the movies!?&#8221; and nothing.<\/p>\n<p>I then acted like I found something, stuck &#8220;it&#8221; into the wipe and said &#8220;I got it!!!&#8221; which seemed to comfort her. Because I couldn&#8217;t feel anything I wondered if maybe there never was a gummy up there or maybe she had swallowed it. She then asked to see it, and while fumbling over my words I claimed that I just dropped it while looking to the floor.<\/p>\n<p>She didn&#8217;t fall for this act and started yelling again about how it was still up there. \u00a0This\u00a0convinced me that there really was something up there.<\/p>\n<p>More nose invasion and again&#8230;.. nothing.<\/p>\n<p>So Gwyn then stuck her finger up there, dug all around before yelling, &#8220;I got it!!!&#8221; and pulled out this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/image-26.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1783\" alt=\"image (26)\" src=\"http:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/image-26-225x300.jpeg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/image-26-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/image-26.jpeg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>She then tried to eat it.<\/p>\n<p>Sick child.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know when you see kids do gross\/strange things in movies and \u00a0you&#8217;re like, &#8220;pff, that doesn&#8217;t really happen&#8230;&#8221; &nbsp; I put Gwyneth down for a nap a few days ago and heard the usual singing that occurs before falling asleep.\u00a0Except \u00a0instead of silence after a few minutes, I heard screaming and crying and a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1783,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v23.9 - 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