{"id":168,"date":"2012-11-13T15:43:00","date_gmt":"2012-11-13T11:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ladyslittleloves.com\/2012\/11\/10-ways-to-annoy-your-wife-or-loved-one.html"},"modified":"2018-12-09T17:53:43","modified_gmt":"2018-12-09T17:53:43","slug":"10-ways-to-annoy-your-wife-or-loved-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/11\/10-ways-to-annoy-your-wife-or-loved-one.html","title":{"rendered":"10 Ways to Annoy Your Wife or Loved One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A bit ago I posted\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/ladysmakesandbakes.blogspot.com\/2012\/10\/15-ways-to-annoy-your-husband.html\">this<\/a>\u00a0blog on ways to annoy your hubby or loved one, so I find it only appropriate to post the same for the wife\/other partner!<\/p>\n<p>1.) When getting into bed at night after your wife has already been asleep for a while, flip the covers completely off of her while you donkey-hop into bed, sending shock waves through the mattress.<\/p>\n<p>2.) Tell your wife how pleasant and fun the kids were after watching them for an hour while she went out to get a break.<\/p>\n<p>3.) Leave broken tooth picks around the house.<\/p>\n<p>4.) Hit the snooze button three or more times, waking her up each time. Or, don&#8217;t hear it at all, therefore making wife reach over you to turn it off.<\/p>\n<p>5.) Take off your work clothes in the dining area once home for the day, drape over kitchen chairs, and then proceed to bedroom to get comfy clothes.<\/p>\n<p>6.) Eat whatever you want, whenever you want, and only gain 1-3 pounds a year. And then go to the gym to play basketball and lose said pounds.<\/p>\n<p>7.) Wait until five minutes before you need to leave for an appointment with your wife to hop in the shower.<\/p>\n<p>8.) Drop dirty clothes on the floor <i>near<\/i> the laundry basket.<\/p>\n<p>9.) Rinse your dirty dishes and then put them back in the sink. Not the dishwasher six inches away, but the sink. And by rinse I mean turn on the faucet to get the dishes wet.<\/p>\n<p>10.) I can&#8217;t think of a tenth one. I&#8217;ve been sitting here for a while now, and I seriously can&#8217;t think of a tenth one. I suppose that&#8217;s not a bad thing, eh?<\/p>\n<p>I could easily think of nearly 14 ways to annoy the hubby, but could only think of about nine ways to annoy the wife. Hmmm&#8230;&#8230; what does that say about me???<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE!<br \/>\nWAIT!!! Number TEN! Number ten is so obvious!!<\/p>\n<p>10.) Practice your golf swing in your living room resulting in a busted chandelier, sending\u00a0minuscule\u00a0glass pieces a-soaring. In case you can&#8217;t tell, the light fixture is now slanted.<\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-Zja5DxBGCHk\/UKHWRzR8o_I\/AAAAAAAAF-c\/RIHRdMLLIx0\/s1600\/DSC07688.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-Zja5DxBGCHk\/UKHWRzR8o_I\/AAAAAAAAF-c\/RIHRdMLLIx0\/s320\/DSC07688.JPG\" width=\"212\" height=\"320\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Then, not learn your lesson and create a gaping hole in the carpet. That&#8217;s about ten inches, just FYI. GHETTO!<\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-WEtN6E_mpgM\/UKHWuMNz-KI\/AAAAAAAAF-k\/I8-7c6C3sTE\/s1600\/DSC07691.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-WEtN6E_mpgM\/UKHWuMNz-KI\/AAAAAAAAF-k\/I8-7c6C3sTE\/s320\/DSC07691.JPG\" width=\"212\" height=\"320\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Happy Tuesday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bit ago I posted\u00a0this\u00a0blog on ways to annoy your hubby or loved one, so I find it only appropriate to post the same for the wife\/other partner! 1.) 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