{"id":1265,"date":"2013-03-20T19:05:50","date_gmt":"2013-03-20T15:05:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ladyslittleloves.com\/?p=1265"},"modified":"2018-12-09T00:27:23","modified_gmt":"2018-12-09T00:27:23","slug":"purposely-pooping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2013\/03\/purposely-pooping.html","title":{"rendered":"Purposely Pooping"},"content":{"rendered":"

The other morning as the kids and I were just about to head out the door, Gwyn casually asks,<\/p>\n

“Mommy, will you change my poo poo?”<\/p>\n

Thinking, of course she poo’d right as we are trying to leave,<\/em> I reply,<\/p>\n

“Sigh….yeah, hon, let’s go to your room” as I put Calvin’s car seat down and take off my jacket.
\n<\/b><\/p>\n

Gwyn then says, “Okay, Mom” as she then grabs onto the arm of a chair to brace herself, holds real still, and then starts pushing out a big one as her face turns red and grunting ensues.<\/p>\n

“What the!?!? Wait, what!? Are you pooping right now!?” I ask in disbelief.<\/p>\n

“Grunt, grunt, gruuuuunnnnnnnnnt. Ahhhhhhh. Yeah,” she says with a smile.<\/p>\n

Standing still in my tracks I don’t \u00a0even know how to respond to what just happened.<\/p>\n

With my mouth ajar I take her to her room for a change only to find a gigantic man-poop. Gagging, I try to tell Gwyn how she is a big girl now and she needs to use the big girl potty.<\/p>\n

And while sharing this story with a few friends a little later that day, someone asked, “What if you had said ‘no'”???<\/p>\n

Hmmmmm, I really don’t know what she would have done. Saved it for later to accumulate into a dinosaur dump??<\/p>\n

I have no idea.<\/p>\n

Eeeew. Parenthood. Eeeww.<\/p>\n

Happy Wednesday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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