The other morning as the kids and I were just about to head out the door, Gwyn casually asks,<\/p>\n
“Mommy, will you change my poo poo?”<\/p>\n
Thinking, of course she poo’d right as we are trying to leave,<\/em> I reply,<\/p>\n “Sigh….yeah, hon, let’s go to your room” as I put Calvin’s car seat down and take off my jacket. Gwyn then says, “Okay, Mom” as she then grabs onto the arm of a chair to brace herself, holds real still, and then starts pushing out a big one as her face turns red and grunting ensues.<\/p>\n “What the!?!? Wait, what!? Are you pooping right now!?” I ask in disbelief.<\/p>\n “Grunt, grunt, gruuuuunnnnnnnnnt. Ahhhhhhh. Yeah,” she says with a smile.<\/p>\n Standing still in my tracks I don’t \u00a0even know how to respond to what just happened.<\/p>\n With my mouth ajar I take her to her room for a change only to find a gigantic man-poop. Gagging, I try to tell Gwyn how she is a big girl now and she needs to use the big girl potty.<\/p>\n And while sharing this story with a few friends a little later that day, someone asked, “What if you had said ‘no'”???<\/p>\n Hmmmmm, I really don’t know what she would have done. Saved it for later to accumulate into a dinosaur dump??<\/p>\n I have no idea.<\/p>\n Eeeew. Parenthood. Eeeww.<\/p>\n Happy Wednesday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The other morning as the kids and I were just about to head out the door, Gwyn casually asks, “Mommy, will you change my poo poo?” Thinking, of course she poo’d right as we are trying to leave, I reply, “Sigh….yeah, hon, let’s go to your room” as I put Calvin’s car seat down and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":624,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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