{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Living with Lady","provider_url":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com","author_name":"Lady","author_url":"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/author\/smorscheck","title":"\"One Decaf, Sugar-Free Vanilla, Soy, Blended Latte, Please...\" - Living with Lady","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"mbHqY4PCsK\"><a href=\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/08\/one-decaf-sugar-free-vanilla-soy-blended-latte-please.html\">&#8220;One Decaf, Sugar-Free Vanilla, Soy, Blended Latte, Please&#8230;&#8221;<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/livingwithlady.com\/2012\/08\/one-decaf-sugar-free-vanilla-soy-blended-latte-please.html\/embed#?secret=mbHqY4PCsK\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;&#8220;One Decaf, Sugar-Free Vanilla, Soy, Blended Latte, Please&#8230;&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Living with Lady\" data-secret=\"mbHqY4PCsK\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","description":"Hubby: &#8220;I&#8217;ll have a decaf, sugar-free vanilla, soy, blended latte.&#8221; Girl behind the counter overhearing order from man&#8217;s voice: &#8220;Really!?!?!?&#8221; Hubby: &#8220;Uhh, it&#8217;s for my wife.&#8221; A few minutes go by&#8230; Barista: &#8220;ONE DECAF, SUGAR-FREE VANILLA, SOY, BLENDED LATTE!!! Patrons: Looking around aimlessly for the\u00a0culprit. Hubby: Walking up to the counter with diverted eyes&#8230; &#8220;&#8230;&#8230;Thanks.&#8221; [&hellip;]"}